A cooker, a squirrel and a brussel sprout

I'm back in a new school; things are hectic as per usual. And as per usual, the kids are totally nuts.

Highlights so far this week have included an extended debate on whether a brussel sprout or a squirrel has the greater mass. And a very small child trying to convince me that last night he weighed his cooker for his homework.


p.s. I am a non-smoker.