M something something something Y

08:58
The irrepairable puncturing of the calm (til 15:15) is heralded by: "Miss, Miss, MISS, look, LOOK, I've got a wobbly tooth!!" *accompanied by vigorous tooth-wobbling*

08:59
*Miss thinks: I've got wobbly legs, hands, head, I've even got a wobbly blog.*
But at least I've not got wobbly teeth.

20:51
*Miss also thinks: it's time for a large brandy. Between nocturnal foxes, maths, predictions, flying beds, double-yellow lines, magic words starting with M something something something Y, caravans and broken washing machines, story time is going to be short today, class. This student-teacher is off to hide in the stock-cupboard*